January 13, 2009
Who DOESN’T love Tropicana? Pulp or no pulp - or however else you like your freshly squeezed orange juice - Tropicana has a new look for your carton. Don’t worry. No one changed the recipe, just its clothes. Phew! Click on the new Tropicana carton to see what yours looks like!

Who DOESN’T love Tropicana? Pulp or no pulp - or however else you like your freshly squeezed orange juice - Tropicana has a new look for your carton. Don’t worry. No one changed the recipe, just its clothes. Phew! Click on the new Tropicana carton to see what yours looks like!

Who knew???
Deal or No Deal host Howie Mandel claimes to have suffered from chest pains. He was rushed to the nearest hospital and diagnosed for an “irregular heartbeat”. Click to get the full story

Who knew???

Deal or No Deal host Howie Mandel claimes to have suffered from chest pains. He was rushed to the nearest hospital and diagnosed for an “irregular heartbeat”. Click to get the full story

January 12, 2009

The Perezzer on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show

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What will he reveal?

The second video is below this one.

Okay. Let me explain. I found this ad on playlist.com. I just thought it was hilarious that someone could make money off something like that. Well, Rori, I hope you’re happy. Click on the photo.

Okay. Let me explain. I found this ad on playlist.com. I just thought it was hilarious that someone could make money off something like that. Well, Rori, I hope you’re happy. Click on the photo.

The Tattoo

  • So Blake just got a tattoo, and, being the fag that he is, he's going to his girlfriend, Stephenie to show it off.
  • Blake: Hey Steph! Look at my arm! Isn't it cool?
  • Stephenie: What IS that thing?!
  • Blake: It's Sanskit for "Satan lives within". Cool, huh?
  • Stephenie: Cool? Ugh. You boys are so crazy! (gently caresses Blake's arm) Did they hurt you?
  • Blake: Only for about the first hour, then you get so delirious you can't feel a thing!
  • Stephenie: Oh my God! Did they drug you or something?
  • Blake: Ugh. No. Wow.
  • Stephenie: WHY would you DO something like that?!
  • Blake: To cover up that hideous 666 birthmark.
  • Stephenie: You never told me about that! Let me go down the list here...You wanted to get a tattoo, you had a develish birthmark on your fucking arm... What ELSE have you been hiding from me?!
  • Blake: (chuckling) Sorry. I didn't know it meant that much to you. (smiles)
  • Stephenie: This isn't funny! WHY are you laughing?!
  • Blake: I think you're overreacting a little.
  • Stephenie: OVERREACTING?! Ugh!!!! What did your PARENTS say?
  • Blake: Ha. See, my parents just got remarried. So, I couldn't really understand my dad. His mouth was full and his tongue...was a little busy.
  • Stephenie: Ugh! Your parents may not care, but I certainly do!!! Do you realize that there are HEALTH issues?
  • Blake: Nah. The guy used a brand new guitar string. I watched him open up the package myself.
  • Stephenie: Oh my GOD, Blake! What are you. drunk?
  • Blake: No, but I was when I slept with your sister. (smiles big as he relives the memories)
  • Stephenie: And when WAS this?!
  • Blake: Umm...The night I got my tattoo. Why?
  • Stephenie: Oh my GOD. Something is REALLY wrong with you, Blake. You NEVER act like this. Ugh!!!! You should have ASKED me before you went and DID this!!!!
  • Blake: But if I'd asked, you wouldn't have let me.
  • Stephenie: HELL no, I wouldn't have!
  • Blake: Well only a lucky few get the call, I guess.
  • Stephenie: Are you turning into some kind of FREAK?!
  • Blake: Yeah. I want to be JUST like Jon Cobb when I grow up!
  • Stephenie: That's it. It's over.
  • Ashton: Sorry for freakin you out like this, Steph. But you just got..
  • Blake and Ashton: PUNK'D!!!!!
  • Stephenie: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!!!!!!!!
  • Blake: (High-fives Ashton) Man, that was WICKED awesome!
  • Ashton: I know I am. (laughs)
  • Blake: (laughs with Ashton)
  • Stephenie: (Storms off while Blake is rubbing his stick-on tattoo off)
January 11, 2009
I just HAVE to get these earrings somehow!!!!!

I just HAVE to get these earrings somehow!!!!!

Okay, okay. So I’m guilty of pulling from Katy’s blog. Get over it.

REALLY? I WON’T HAVE TO BE A SEATFILLER?! OHMYGODDDDD!!!!! THIS MEANS THAT MTV WILL WANT TO SIGN A RECORD DEAL WITH ME AND ALL MY DREAMS WILL COME TRUE. YES MOM! THIS MEANS WE GET TO MOVE OUT OF THE TRAILERPARK AND LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!

Just Kidding. Love you Katy!!